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JUST HOW PROFESSIONAL ARE YOU?


This quiz was sent to me in email and I thought I would share it with you. Lets see just how professional you are! :) Try it!!! You may be surprised!! *DONT* read ahead, just do it in order. Think of an answer BEFORE you read it. This is a test on how YOUR mind works! There are only a few questions and the results are even more interesting













QUESTION 1

HOW DO YOU PUT A GIRAFFE INTO THE REFRIGERATOR?












NO CHEATING!!!!!!!












THE ANSWER IS











OPEN THE REFRIGERATOR,
PUT IN THE GIRAFFE
AND CLOSE THE DOOR.


THIS QUESTION TESTS WHETHER YOU TEND TO DO SIMPLE THINGS IN AN OVERLY COMPLICATED WAY.












QUESTION 2

HOW DO YOU PUT AN ELEPHANT INTO THE REFRIGERATOR?












NO CHEATING!!!!!!!












THE WRONG ANSWER IS











OPEN THE REFRIGERATOR,
PUT IN THE ELEPHANT
AND CLOSE THE DOOR.












THE RIGHT ANSWER IS











OPEN THE REFRIGERATOR,
TAKE OUT THE GIRAFFE,
PUT IN THE ELEPHANT
AND CLOSE THE DOOR.


THIS TESTS YOUR ABILITY TO THINK THROUGH THE REPERCUSSIONS OF YOUR ACTIONS !!!!












QUESTION 3

THE LION KING IS HOSTING AN ANIMAL CONFERENCE.
ALL THE ANIMALS ATTEND EXCEPT ONE.
WHICH ANIMAL DOES NOT ATTEND?












NO CHEATING!!!!!!!













THE RIGHT ANSWER IS

















THE ELEPHANT.
THE ELEPHANT IS IN THE REFRIGERATOR.


THIS TESTS YOUR MEMORY.




OK, EVEN IF YOU DID NOT ANSWER THE FIRST 3 QUESTIONS CORRECTLY,
YOU STILL HAVE ONE MORE CHANCE TO SHOW YOUR ABILITIES.











QUESTION 4

THERE IS A RIVER YOU MUST CROSS.
IT IS INHABITED BY CROCODILES.
HOW DO YOU CROSS IT?












NO CHEATING!!!!!!!












THE RIGHT ANSWER IS











YOU SWIM ACROSS.
ALL THE CROCODILES
ARE ATTENDING THE ANIMAL MEETING !!!!




THIS TESTS WHETHER YOU LEARN QUICKLY FROM YOUR MISTAKES.




ACCORDING TO ANDERSON CONSULTING WORLDWIDE
AROUND 90% OF THE PROFESSIONALS THEY TESTED
GOT THE ANSWERS WRONG !!!!



HOWEVER.....

MANY PRESCHOOLERS
GOT SEVERAL ANSWERS CORRECT!!!!


ANDERSON CONSULTING SAYS THAT........
THIS CONCLUSIVELY DISPROVES
THE THEORY THAT MOST PROFESSIONALS ...
HAVE THE BRAINS OF A FOUR YEAR OLD!!!!!

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