HOW MANY WOMEN WITH PMS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?? Thats right! JUST ONE!!
And do you know
WHY
it only takes
ONE?
Because no one else in this house
They don't even know the bulb is
They would sit in this house
And once they figured it out
But if they did, by some miracle,
AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT
BULBS CAME IN.
WHY???
BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE
EVER
IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL
SUFFOCATED
THE HOUSE!! THE HOUSE!!!
*smiles* Does this sound like anyone you know?
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